I enjoy Steak & Shake shakes, so I decided to try a burger tonight.

I ordered a pepperjack melt.

But then it showed up and looked rather disappointing -- two floppy beef patties laid between 2 diagonally cut slices of Millbrook.

But then I tasted it. It was exceedingly delicious. And I hadn't even added the jalapenos onto it yet.

But then I set it down, and my hands were completely grease-covered. I did not let this bother me, and contiuned eating it with the extra kick from the jalapenos.

But then it hit my digestive tract. While eating the last bite of the sandwich I could already feel the burn of the $4.49 meatwich.

I don't know what to think: Delicious, disturbingly greasy, affordable, gastrically unbearable, and rich in flavor.