So my neighborhood Strongsville High School student just came by with these...

I understand raising some money by selling popcorn door to door, or walking around trying to unload candy bars... we even sold Christmas Greens back in the day, but now they're selling mattresses?? Cuteness alone can sell a box of Thin Mints, but not a box spring. I just can't bring myself to buy an Orthopedic Pillow-Top Queen from some 14 year old clarinet player.